
“No utility. No purpose. Just apes.”
🔥 Press big red button labeled “LAUNCH?” – hope for best.📢 Tell your group chat. Tell your dog. Tell Jeff Bezos.🍌 First 100 buyers get airdropped absolutely nothing (congrats).🧠 Website goes live. It has one button: “APE.”🐒 Dev forgets to lock liquidity. Says “trust me bro.”
📉 Charts go up. Then down. Then spin around like a Beyblade.📸 Launch official meme contest. Winner receives JPEG of a banana.🚨 New feature: Click to scream. It does nothing, but you feel better.🧃 AMA (Ask Monke Anything) held on Club Penguin. No one shows.🔥 Dev buys Lambo. It’s made of cardboard.
🛸 Begin interplanetary marketing. Venusian apes are targeted.💼 Partner with local zoo. They ask us to leave.💻 Release “staking” feature. It’s just a GIF of a monkey dancing.🧪 Launch APEINME Labs™. Entire lab is a closet with 2 Red Bulls and a whiteboard.🔮 Roadmap updated via Ouija board.
🐒 NFT collection drops. Each NFT is a monkey with slightly different hats. Team enters Shark Tank. Mark Cuban throws a banana at them.📉 Market cap reaches “basement level.” Still optimistic.🐍 Launch cross-chain support. Accidentally bridge to MySpace.🐒 1,000,000 token holders. All of them bots.
⛽ Gas fees hit $800. We say it's “part of the experience.”🎩 Community votes to replace dev with actual chimpanzee.🐢 Roadmap becomes a circle. It loops back to Phase 1.💀 All hope lost. Chart looks like a ski slope.📢 Dev tweets: “New project dropping soon 👀.”🍌 You are now the banana.
This is a pure meme coin with no plans or promises with the potential to reach new peaks, with a real community down to evolve we can be the next bored apes , but instead .. we are apeinme yacht club.
this token is a slow cook. Enjoy the vibes and let’s really build from nothing.
if you do not find this token funny or meme like and assume rug. Then you have no taste.
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